It seems like every time I am away from my friend Jennifer, something happens to her. We had a game on Thursday so we had to go stay the night at the hotel on wednesday. Jennifer stay at home with my babies and she decided to go to the little market close to my apartment. Before she went to the market, she decided that she was going to try some turkish coffee, (its a very strong coffee and at the end of the drink the drags thats left in the cup can tell your fortune).
She realize that it was not a good idea to drink that coffee when she got to the market and heard her stomach bubbling. LOL. Her face became red and her whole body got hot and she couldn’t stop sweating because she had the runs. She began to search the whole market for a bathroom, took her about 5 minutes, one more minute and it would of been a disaster for her.
As she entered the bathroom, she had to pay before she use the toilet, but she ran pass the lady and the lady started chasing her, jen slam the bathroom door in the lady face and turn to find a hole in the ground for the toilet. She had no choice, she had to go. With steam rising from the hold and the smell of stale urine and fieces, she turn and went. LOl. The lady that was chasing her decided to leave her alone when she heard all the noise coming from the bathroom. Jen didn’t notice there was no toilet paper until she was finish. She had to wash her butt with her hands from the pipe that was there to flush the toilet. LOL. As she walked out the door from the toilet the lady just looked at her and covered her nose. Jen paid her left without saying a word. LOL
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Hilarious!